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May 15, 2025 May 15, 2025

Offal #23

‘Offal Made Me Hardcore’. Featuring MC Award Ceremony, Polite Booty Workout, Slipmatt & Lime’s Rave Detective Agency, Offal Industries No-More-Comedown Ointment, and… ‘Offal Made Me Hardcore’. Featuring MC Award Ceremony, Polite Booty Workout, Slipmatt & Lime’s Rave Detective Agency, Offal Industries No-More-Comedown Ointment, and…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #22

‘We Write Pomes’. Peotry Special. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s offal… Warning: Sick pentameters beyond this point, wear organ protection. Season Three, Episode… ‘We Write Pomes’. Peotry Special. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s offal… Warning: Sick pentameters beyond this point, wear organ protection. Season Three, Episode…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #21

Look We’re In The Guardian, Offalism, Guided Meditation #3 feat. Jeremy Portal, I Wanna Be A Marxist, A Message from Mr Kipling, Post-Human Season Three, Episode Two.… Look We’re In The Guardian, Offalism, Guided Meditation #3 feat. Jeremy Portal, I Wanna Be A Marxist, A Message from Mr Kipling, Post-Human Season Three, Episode Two.…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #20

Kenneth & Dear (Armageddon Outta Here part deux), We Awaken, Ban Offal, IOU, Can I Boogie, OffalStox, Liver and Fennel (A Recipe), A Message from Sir Keir Season Three,… Kenneth & Dear (Armageddon Outta Here part deux), We Awaken, Ban Offal, IOU, Can I Boogie, OffalStox, Liver and Fennel (A Recipe), A Message from Sir Keir Season Three,…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #19

An American Nightmare. US election special. Featuring: Presidential Address, Hoedown, Brainworm, Dulles Uncensored, Great Replacement Robot, OffalShred™, Generations of… An American Nightmare. US election special. Featuring: Presidential Address, Hoedown, Brainworm, Dulles Uncensored, Great Replacement Robot, OffalShred™, Generations of…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #18

Kenneth & Dear (Armageddon Outta Here), We Mourn, Wrongthink Detector, Papal Press Conference, Offal Prize For Fiction, Shaggy Reads… Terence McKenna (1998)… Kenneth & Dear (Armageddon Outta Here), We Mourn, Wrongthink Detector, Papal Press Conference, Offal Prize For Fiction, Shaggy Reads… Terence McKenna (1998)…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #17

Episode Nein! Featuring: Assault on Kenneth & Dear / We Lust… / Mogul Security Briefing / Vintage Sale / Shaggy reads The Last Messiah (by Peter Wessel Zapffe, 1933,… Episode Nein! Featuring: Assault on Kenneth & Dear / We Lust… / Mogul Security Briefing / Vintage Sale / Shaggy reads The Last Messiah (by Peter Wessel Zapffe, 1933,…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #16

Defenestration (A Kenneth & Dear Election Special). Introducing John as ‘Kenneth’ and Margaret as ‘Dear’ UK election special. First transmission, July 5 2024 Defenestration (A Kenneth & Dear Election Special). Introducing John as ‘Kenneth’ and Margaret as ‘Dear’ UK election special. First transmission, July 5 2024

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #15

Kenneth & Dear (Fresh Water) / Apologia / Top of the Offal Pops / Men / Fashion News (with Gabriel Clickbait) / Harry Potter’s Epic Porno Rollercoaster Read / A Message… Kenneth & Dear (Fresh Water) / Apologia / Top of the Offal Pops / Men / Fashion News (with Gabriel Clickbait) / Harry Potter’s Epic Porno Rollercoaster Read / A Message…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #14

Offal Meats The Fence Uptown. Feat. Kenneth & Dear (meet The Fence) / We Consume / Coming of Age (extract, by John Banville) / The Fence Radio Times / A Message from… Offal Meats The Fence Uptown. Feat. Kenneth & Dear (meet The Fence) / We Consume / Coming of Age (extract, by John Banville) / The Fence Radio Times / A Message from…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #13

Kenneth & Dear (Moonshine) / The Futurist Offalfesto / Request to Connect (Know and Trust) / Park by the River (by Barney Farmer) / Full Organ Workout / Bat Soup (A… Kenneth & Dear (Moonshine) / The Futurist Offalfesto / Request to Connect (Know and Trust) / Park by the River (by Barney Farmer) / Full Organ Workout / Bat Soup (A…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #12

Kenneth & Dear (Broth) / Balearic Dawn / Dumping Slag (Youtube Comment) / A Question of Meat / Commercial Break / True Faith / Financial Statement by Offal Industries /… Kenneth & Dear (Broth) / Balearic Dawn / Dumping Slag (Youtube Comment) / A Question of Meat / Commercial Break / True Faith / Financial Statement by Offal Industries /…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #11

‘A Smell of Sci-Fi’. Featuring: Kenneth & Dear (Offworld) / In The Beginning / Recipe for Beachcombers’ Salad / 4D Mother Song (by Gemma Anderson) / Go Back To Your… ‘A Smell of Sci-Fi’. Featuring: Kenneth & Dear (Offworld) / In The Beginning / Recipe for Beachcombers’ Salad / 4D Mother Song (by Gemma Anderson) / Go Back To Your…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #10

The Offal Nightmare Before Christmas. Featuring: Kenneth & Dear (Remote Control) / We Remember… / In-Life Betting / A Christmas Message from Huw Edwards / Freeborn Dom /… The Offal Nightmare Before Christmas. Featuring: Kenneth & Dear (Remote Control) / We Remember… / In-Life Betting / A Christmas Message from Huw Edwards / Freeborn Dom /…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #9

Kenneth & Dear (Meat) / Tourism Board / Gabriel Clickbait #1 / Chef Recommends / OffalAppeal / Shaggy reads Philip K Dick / Colabz / Gummidge’s Torment / One Of Us Music… Kenneth & Dear (Meat) / Tourism Board / Gabriel Clickbait #1 / Chef Recommends / OffalAppeal / Shaggy reads Philip K Dick / Colabz / Gummidge’s Torment / One Of Us Music…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #8

The Kenneth & Dear Chainsaw Massacre / Sandman (1817) / Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny / Trick or Treat / Supplementary Annex to International Prime Meridian… The Kenneth & Dear Chainsaw Massacre / Sandman (1817) / Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny / Trick or Treat / Supplementary Annex to International Prime Meridian…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #7

Kenneth & Dear (Hungry) / Reassuringly Expensive / OffalQuiz / Mr Kipling’s Marrow & Lung Whirls / Cooking David Cameron / Shaggy reads Cormac McCarthy / The Big Hole… Kenneth & Dear (Hungry) / Reassuringly Expensive / OffalQuiz / Mr Kipling’s Marrow & Lung Whirls / Cooking David Cameron / Shaggy reads Cormac McCarthy / The Big Hole…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #6

Kenneth & Dear (Rapture) / Dr Offal / Cow / A Message from Sir Ian McKellen / Information Gumbo / Submission Guidelines / Acknowledgments (2023 Dub) / Offal Signs Off… Kenneth & Dear (Rapture) / Dr Offal / Cow / A Message from Sir Ian McKellen / Information Gumbo / Submission Guidelines / Acknowledgments (2023 Dub) / Offal Signs Off…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #5

Kenneth & Dear (Drinking) / We Dream / Angel (by Alice-Louise MacGillivray) / Guided Meditation #2 (feat. Jeremy Portal) / Film Ideas #2 (by Babak Ganjei) / Grayskull… Kenneth & Dear (Drinking) / We Dream / Angel (by Alice-Louise MacGillivray) / Guided Meditation #2 (feat. Jeremy Portal) / Film Ideas #2 (by Babak Ganjei) / Grayskull…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #4

Kenneth & Dear (Feeling Funny) / The Offal Zone / Leviathan (A Recipe) / A Message from Martin Freeman / Long Cecil / A Message from Offal Industries / Red Herring (by… Kenneth & Dear (Feeling Funny) / The Offal Zone / Leviathan (A Recipe) / A Message from Martin Freeman / Long Cecil / A Message from Offal Industries / Red Herring (by…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #3

Kenneth & Dear (On The Road) / Offal Credo / Guided Meditation #1 (feat. Jeremy Portal) / A Message from Rishi Sunak / OffalFest / An Alboniad Kenneth & Dear (On The Road) / Offal Credo / Guided Meditation #1 (feat. Jeremy Portal) / A Message from Rishi Sunak / OffalFest / An Alboniad

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #2

Kenneth & Dear (Feeding Time) / Label Cave (by Max Porter) / The Unerased (by Nat Ogle) / A Message from Snoop Dogg / Cracked Screen (by Ruth Saxelby) / JR Hartley… Kenneth & Dear (Feeding Time) / Label Cave (by Max Porter) / The Unerased (by Nat Ogle) / A Message from Snoop Dogg / Cracked Screen (by Ruth Saxelby) / JR Hartley…

April 23, 2025 April 23, 2025 Contains audio

Offal #1

Kenneth & Dear (Driveway) / The Offalfesto / A Message from David Attenborough / Boat (by Gabriel Josipovici) / A Message from Gwyneth Paltrow / Slick Rick’s Prison Food… Kenneth & Dear (Driveway) / The Offalfesto / A Message from David Attenborough / Boat (by Gabriel Josipovici) / A Message from Gwyneth Paltrow / Slick Rick’s Prison Food…

April 22, 2025 April 22, 2025 2 reactions Contains audio