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The Taste of Pussy

Have you ever licked pussy? Okay, you nodded your head. Great, then you know what I’m talking about. And I hope you agree with me. When I lick pussy, there’s, of course,… Have you ever licked pussy? Okay, you nodded your head. Great, then you know what I’m talking about. And I hope you agree with me. When I lick pussy, there’s, of course,…

28/01/2025 28/01/2025

Burn!

They grilled Ted Bundy – probably the most famous serial killer in U.S. history. „Burn, Ted, burn!“ – those were the words on the signs held by people who gathered… They grilled Ted Bundy – probably the most famous serial killer in U.S. history. „Burn, Ted, burn!“ – those were the words on the signs held by people who gathered…

27/01/2025 27/01/2025

Covergirl

I’ll keep it short: Recently, I walked past some magazines – the typical men’s magazines – with their corresponding covergirls. And what can I say? Beauty is relative,… I’ll keep it short: Recently, I walked past some magazines – the typical men’s magazines – with their corresponding covergirls. And what can I say? Beauty is relative,…

26/01/2025 26/01/2025

Women are for fucking

But so are men. Maybe you’re wondering why the topic of sexual intercourse keeps coming up in my stories. It’s quite simple: sexuality is one of the most important… But so are men. Maybe you’re wondering why the topic of sexual intercourse keeps coming up in my stories. It’s quite simple: sexuality is one of the most important…

25/01/2025 25/01/2025

Starlet

I saw her at the train station. In the newsstand. I went over and took a closer look. Sexy boots. The kind she could have worn while standing guard over a gang of men in… I saw her at the train station. In the newsstand. I went over and took a closer look. Sexy boots. The kind she could have worn while standing guard over a gang of men in…

24/01/2025 24/01/2025

No Means No!

You can choose something for yourself. No means No. Great. There are many things I don’t want, but they still get done. AGAINST MY WILL! I don’t participate in most of… You can choose something for yourself. No means No. Great. There are many things I don’t want, but they still get done. AGAINST MY WILL! I don’t participate in most of…

23/01/2025 23/01/2025

Pussys Never Lie

I really mean that. Of course, it’s about whether or not a pussy gets wet. At least, that’s how I see it – or how someone else might, as an outsider. The woman herself… I really mean that. Of course, it’s about whether or not a pussy gets wet. At least, that’s how I see it – or how someone else might, as an outsider. The woman herself…

22/01/2025 22/01/2025

Five days and one hour

No alcohol. Not so bad, really, because a start has been made. As Pythagoras said – or at least, I think it was him: The beginning is half the whole. Pretty wise, don’t… No alcohol. Not so bad, really, because a start has been made. As Pythagoras said – or at least, I think it was him: The beginning is half the whole. Pretty wise, don’t…

21/01/2025 21/01/2025

Clearing one’s throat

People clear their throats for all sorts of reasons. You can tell it’s going to be a funny text. I just can’t think of anything else right now. People clear their… People clear their throats for all sorts of reasons. You can tell it’s going to be a funny text. I just can’t think of anything else right now. People clear their…

20/01/2025 20/01/2025

Cats make me want to throw up

I don’t have any myself, but when I see them, I always feel like annoying them. Not by pulling their tails, not by inflicting any real pain, but still annoying them.… I don’t have any myself, but when I see them, I always feel like annoying them. Not by pulling their tails, not by inflicting any real pain, but still annoying them.…

19/01/2025 19/01/2025

Do you know that?

I needed a little longer in the bathroom because I brushed my teeth, and I just came back to the room when she was just leaving, and I saw it on her face, and I asked,… I needed a little longer in the bathroom because I brushed my teeth, and I just came back to the room when she was just leaving, and I saw it on her face, and I asked,…

18/01/2025 18/01/2025

Why I’m No Longer Watching the News!

I started this on January 1, 2025. I’d tried it before, again and again – like an alcoholic or some other kind of drug addict. The news has pissed me off for as long as… I started this on January 1, 2025. I’d tried it before, again and again – like an alcoholic or some other kind of drug addict. The news has pissed me off for as long as…

18/01/2025 18/01/2025

The Temple

A world where Iris reigns supreme, pushing men to their limits in search of the ultimate partner. Only one will survive. A world where Iris reigns supreme, pushing men to their limits in search of the ultimate partner. Only one will survive.

07/01/2025 07/01/2025

ADOLF HITLER'S NEW YEAR'S SPEECH 2025

ADOLF HITLER'S NEW YEAR'S SPEECH 2025 Straight from Argentina - Exclusive for FuckingShorts ADOLF HITLER'S NEW YEAR'S SPEECH 2025 Straight from Argentina - Exclusive for FuckingShorts

01/01/2025 01/01/2025

The End Was the Word - Part 2

A writer faces the literal end of his world, crafting his final story on a sinking volcanic island, blending defiance, creativity, and destruction.🌋🔥 📖 A writer faces the literal end of his world, crafting his final story on a sinking volcanic island, blending defiance, creativity, and destruction.🌋🔥 📖

30/12/2024 30/12/2024

The End Was the Word – Part 1

A writer faces the literal end of his world, crafting his final story on a sinking volcanic island, blending defiance, creativity, and destruction.🌋🔥 📖 A writer faces the literal end of his world, crafting his final story on a sinking volcanic island, blending defiance, creativity, and destruction.🌋🔥 📖

27/12/2024 27/12/2024

The Greatest Gift

The greatest gift? Freedom. Jesus opens up to his therapist about life-changing steps toward healing, self-discovery, and love. The greatest gift? Freedom. Jesus opens up to his therapist about life-changing steps toward healing, self-discovery, and love.

24/12/2024 24/12/2024

In the Lap of Chili

A playful playground encounter turns an ordinary school pick-up into a fiery exchange of clashing values, igniting a spark of undeniable lovely chemistry. A playful playground encounter turns an ordinary school pick-up into a fiery exchange of clashing values, igniting a spark of undeniable lovely chemistry.

21/12/2024 21/12/2024

M.

Noa is haunted by nightmares and the ghosts of his past. His breakup with his ex-girlfriend gives him no peace. How far would you go to get answers? 🖤 Noa is haunted by nightmares and the ghosts of his past. His breakup with his ex-girlfriend gives him no peace. How far would you go to get answers? 🖤

17/12/2024 17/12/2024

Special: Santans‘ Mass #3/4 - Third Advent

Santan and the Third Advent: After finishing his work, he takes a moment to enjoy the finer things in life – sex and cheesecake. Santan and the Third Advent: After finishing his work, he takes a moment to enjoy the finer things in life – sex and cheesecake.

15/12/2024 15/12/2024

Till the Very End

Sometimes, the bond we have with animals transcends explanation. Peter watches his cat Coco take her last breath, and with it, the mystery of life and death... Sometimes, the bond we have with animals transcends explanation. Peter watches his cat Coco take her last breath, and with it, the mystery of life and death...

14/12/2024 14/12/2024

Girlfriend – # 1

A story about love – raw, painful, and beautiful. A story about love – raw, painful, and beautiful.

11/12/2024 11/12/2024

Special: Santans’ Mass – Second Advent

Santan’s vengeful crusade leads him to Cornelia, an internet star whose obscene livestream ends violently - with a message for all men. Santan’s vengeful crusade leads him to Cornelia, an internet star whose obscene livestream ends violently - with a message for all men.

08/12/2024 08/12/2024

Handsome

An unsettling encounter with a homeless man and a pair of severed, perfectly manicured hands in a can of tomatoes leaves Curt questioning the bizarre scene... An unsettling encounter with a homeless man and a pair of severed, perfectly manicured hands in a can of tomatoes leaves Curt questioning the bizarre scene...

05/12/2024 05/12/2024

Waste of Time

Go vote. Pay taxes. Hunt for drugs. Breed animals. Go to church. Go to school. Be jealous. Lie to someone. Watch commercials. Watch the news. Go to war. Be a victim. Be… Go vote. Pay taxes. Hunt for drugs. Breed animals. Go to church. Go to school. Be jealous. Lie to someone. Watch commercials. Watch the news. Go to war. Be a victim. Be…

04/12/2024 04/12/2024

Special: Santans’ Mass #1/4 – First  Advent

One bastard down, three to go – Santan delivers divine punishment with a cast-iron pan this Advent. One bastard down, three to go – Santan delivers divine punishment with a cast-iron pan this Advent.

02/12/2024 02/12/2024

End of the Line

A train ride turns into a countdown to death when a fortune teller predicts Andreas has only five minutes left — just as the train makes an unscheduled stop for him. A train ride turns into a countdown to death when a fortune teller predicts Andreas has only five minutes left — just as the train makes an unscheduled stop for him.

30/11/2024 30/11/2024

ATM-Men

When Ben discovers the strange organization “ATM-Men”, in which men give their income to women in exchange for tax-free basic needs, he has to warn his friend Simon! When Ben discovers the strange organization “ATM-Men”, in which men give their income to women in exchange for tax-free basic needs, he has to warn his friend Simon!

30/11/2024 30/11/2024

Hail to the Künstler

A writer reflects with his girlfriend on his love-hate relationship with humanity, driven by a deep need to change the world through his stories. A writer reflects with his girlfriend on his love-hate relationship with humanity, driven by a deep need to change the world through his stories.

30/11/2024 30/11/2024